personally, i like the epic keyboard.

@Zinger314: i don't know, jenny?

@Johnbobz: how fun can they be when you need to eat 2 dozen before you're having any real fun???

@Pew Pew BOOM: and it doubles as a parachute!

the SmartFish ErgoMotion mouse: finally, the mouse and iron are one

that lead shot is a horrible use of space. they could have fit 50 snickers bars in there if they left that other crap out! 50!

goodbye, chuck anderson. may your paint never run dry. well, i mean, yeah, let it dry after you've painted something. but you know, let it overflow and stuff. well, not overflow onto your other works and ruin them or anything. but, you know, let it be plentiful. unless you have to move and can't take all that paint…

@pixelsnader: you have to fill out the form

why does doing this to myself make me a fangirl....?

@Kyle VanHemert: ATTN SAMBIDDLE: please grow out your goatee if you're going to have a ponder

a chicken in every pot, a car in every garage, an ipad on every wall

is that guy - you know, the one wielding a powerful laser, -wearing...silly bandz....?

@MarcusMaximus: except for all of the extreme differences?

@doug.martin: really? doug martin? that was the best name your parents could come up with? they could have at least made your name rhyme. something traditional, even, like "fartin'"

@tomsomething: think of the most common consumer issues and how this thing could help.

@Andrew Paul: ah yes. i contracted herpes from both places. good times.

this is why i hate losing my eyeballs in casinos. it's just so hard to find them on that dadgum carpet.

@Nitemancometh: does it help that i'm asian? and the next time i make a joke at the expense of another race/religion/gender/breakfast food, does it help if i am one of those things as well?

@nexekho001: *grumbles*

wow, three of those guys look really similar. i guess all asians do look alike