@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: huh? you weren't going to finish that with "I am masturbating kermit"? I am disappoint.

@thiagohf113: i saw the word "like" several times. i also saw "." a lot, too. i'm sure there's a connection there, but man, it's harder than i thought.

@Joel Chapman: madden2010? nba 2k10? mario kart? final fantasy? fable? solitaire?

the care bears finally got enough money scraped together to buy a fighter jet. non-carers BEWARE!

@Tony Kaye: well, clearly not crime. that sucks big time. i'd move to another city if'n i were you.

@StoneJones: just like crotchless slacks.

@Tony Kaye: pfft. he scoffs at your choice.

@Squalor: but what if the old people are dramatic?

@Standish: your mom says i'm perfect in every way, too

@Goof_Troop: sweet, this guy can't read, we can make fun of his mother to his face

@Benguin, Czar of Whitenoise: because all of the pens in the office are offensive and we refuse to touch them. they all have women who turn naked when you turn them upside down.

@Alexander Cardosa: me too, man. it sucked to go to the hospital for diskette related wounds. all the tech savvy nurses (because surely there's no such thing as a female doctor) would all glare at me with disgust, like they recognized the wound.

i don't know, looks pretty effective to me

@Stem_Sell: ah, dale. the younger, uglier, dumber, less awesome brother of max.

sure, 129,864,880 books, but only 1 masterpiece: Twilight

important questions: how do you say "PWNed" and "n00b" in ASL?

adam - which one was more comfortable? this one or the other one?

OK EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!

@OCEntertainment: i guess maybe their rationale was the fact that it didn't have a keyboard? but still, pretty strange.

sweet! can i use diarrhea for windshield wiper fluid?