snooker87@gmail.com is going to get a lot of emails.

argh, and this is why i'll never be a historically great designer. when you take a peek inside my mind, you don't see all this fanciness. no, you'll see three monkeys: one is turning a wheel, one is reading a cereal box, and the last one is wearing a kimono.

@acidrain69: i'm trying to figure out if this is a football reference, which it probably is, because everyone knows how bad the lines are on that team.

ah yes, the counterpart to the world's greatest fashion designer

@FriarNurgle: what are you talking about?

@l4crosse: just the word though, right?

i'm kind of disappointed. after reading the headline, i was hoping to come in here and read an uplifting story about how we're getting dead people to start pulling their weight around here. i don't like how they're constantly slacking off while there's work to be done. "oh, i can't help you haunt that house, man, i'm…

@acidrain69: yeah, the dogs they use to find dead people are a lot hungrier and the ones they use for live people just like to finish the job.

@♫ Destronok ♫: it's kind ofo a DIY workaround hack. you just get the picture that you want to replace the old one, print it out, and then tape it on your monitor. don't scroll too fast, because then you'll have to move the photo fast and refresh rates on moving by hand are not optimal.

with this set, i'll be able to stylishly dismantle a human body in no time

@Jakooboo- SHARK WEEK.: relax, t-pain, they're not all that tasty off of the grill.

@WalnutSoap: *looks at WalnutSoap's soul with a calculating and dismissive eye*

@Sora57: cake and grief counseling

hey, you're old enough to eat now.

*looks at hand and then at mouse*

how much does Fring use? on a side note, i put fringe on my underwear so i can feel fancy at all times.

@DustyButt: Mostly do "Jazz Hands" throughout every conversation.

@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: then you should probably wear a paper bag on your head. or at least let people decorate your face. it's the right thing to do.

@madisomi: man of ren: GOOFY??? try reading it with an old world accent and see if that don't make it shine like the stars.

serious question: if i poop in a corner of this warehouse, would anyone notice? i mean, besides the sleeping coworker i pooped on. that's a lot of space.