@szrimaging: also, you should make sure your art doesn't smell like diarrhea pudding. i used to think that would make my "oil" paintings sell, but no, surprisingly it did not.

@elementary: i write straight forward posts all the time. i just happen to write super straight forward posts more which most seem to construe as me joking around. anytime i talk about bowel movements, i am deathly serious.

@cotr: most definitely. as soon as i read matt write "It's hot, and muggy, like it usually is in Georgia at the end of July. There's no AC in this warehouse, a concrete desert with a tin roof, lit by strips of undying fluorescent lights and streaks of the sun flooding in from the open bay doors in the back. A single…

@szrimaging: with free breadsticks. you market yourself with free breadsticks and there's no stopping you.

@sip: you pansy.

@BergenCountyJC turns 24 today but still too young to rent a car: that is such an ignorant comment. how very discriminating of you. so you're elling me you can't take vibrators seriously??? you're a monster.

@sip: when will we have punching bags filled with children? it's been too long, i say.

@elementary: a lot of libraries actually have ebooks that they'll let you borrow. i don't think it works with the kindle, but apparently it works for the nook. i believe it's because it's in epub format.

oh how unkind history has been to uncle earle. he and ansel had grown up together, often toting their photo portfolios around to various shows, garnering no small amount of critical acclaim. however there was room for only one famous photographer, and clearly you're not winning this battle with a first name of "uncle".

@Curves: don't worry, i don't need any medication to get sprung. no, you're fine, don't worry. just need this handy air pump.

argh, what's wrong with you. i thought you were going to leave gizmodo to write emails for me. i don't want to email my family or papa john's anymore, you've got to do it for me.

i'm going to touch people to death. this is awesome.

@rilasis: probably because it's so little.

what the fancypants...how am i supposed to tip this thing over when someone's taking a crap? ARGH, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING, CLINTONS

@nikefreak252: well, can't you just take your formal attire off before getting into the standard one? if you want to maintain the fanciness and sophistication of this shindig, you could hire a butler to hold your discarded garments prior to your pooping.

@AlphaJarmel: or highly trained dogs?

can't people just poop in the woods like they used to?

@Samo: papparazzi

@Pringles!: yes, since it's an iphone in the picture, i believe it should be spelled "smarmphome"

@Mark Wilson: ah yes, i remember reading those books and offering my services to the local police department. they were apparently fully staffed and not in need of my services. being the mature 8 year old that i was, i pooped on the floor and left.