@Mark Wilson: well, i'm glad it's not getting buried. and if you ever start hating gizmodo and are looking for a new job, feel free to apply to an opening i have for a personal email writer. i wish to write humorous yet poignant emails to various people ranging from family members, friends, mortal enemies, and members…

hello mark wilson. has your writing been getting better? i'm not saying it wasn't good before, but you really have been writing some hilarious, entertaining, and most importantly, hilariously entertaining stuff over the past coupla months.

@Nitemancometh: yeah, i heard metropcs doesn't get the best coverage down there. sorry, that sucks dude.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: i have me a kindle and my coworker has him a nook. we both prefer the kindle. it's faster and lasts longer and seems easier to use. however, the nook is more versatile. it has that android thing and better format support.

@xeebot: oh really, you have no issues whatsoever? what about the fact that you always have to have the last word? or the fact that you can't commit to anything? or the fact that you eat humans?

@Squalor: Honestly, movies are the best readers right now. This is an opinion from someone who watches twenty daily. They have the best speed, design, and, yes, the quality of movies is much higher than that of the books, and the literatures, and the novels, and the word things. TWILIGHT, OMG FOREVEVERZ!

@otus: Honestly, Amazon has the best readers right now. This is an opinion from someone who uses one daily. They have the best speed (go figure), hardware design and yes the quality of their devices is much higher than both the nook and sony e-readers.

@jdale: and isn't Farm Town just a rip off of 1,000s of years of agriculture?

@GizmoTron9000: well fine! we didn't want to see your ugly face anyway!

this house is awesome. i am going to get it for my dog. since it's on wheels, i can tow it with my hummer when i go on my road trips to the crop burning festivals i so enjoy.

what is this? a house for ants??? it has to be at least three times that size!

@amazingmao: *scratches head in frustration and deep thought*

what a fool. i would have paid him $12 for that hack! you just lost yourself $12, BARNABY JACK

@iMattv4: :(

"...after all that hard assembly work you deserve something pretty."

how rude. i thoguht blackberrys were supposed to be professional, but here it goes dropping in on us unannounced. you've changed, RIM.

@Big-Tool: nor mine. it's written both ways. even kimchi is sometimes romanized as kimchee.

@Big-Tool: aigoo

so is it creepy that people will use info from online to reach out to people or creepy that people will volunteer such personal information online so freely?

rats. i was really hoping this was the much anticipated burger blaster, rumored to not only spray pepper, but also a delightful bleu cheese/bacon crumble concoction. caramelized onion dispenser sold separately.