@dallasmay: but the money i saved on gas went toward the inflated initial price of the car :(

@dallasmay: i can't wait for movie night. i'm going to watch a movie!

@KillerBee: yes, i believe it is a state in the US where people and other things live. their economy is largely based on things and such. their state motto is "things are there". it's a real state.

@Canon7D-Fanboy: it may look unstable, but after years of therapy, it's ready to take on the world!

this looks pretty slick to you? seeing that would remind me just how close to being homeless i was.

the dell streak is much nicer than the underwear streak.

@drmrw: fine, i'll check

sure, but how much do you have to pay for the hats, hoodies, and cool t-shirts? DJing is just too expensive, man.

@Time Pilot AKA: why does that bother you? when you know someone is looking at what you're doing on your phone, you have license to punch them in the face. at least i think you do. anyway, i do a lot of face punching and increased viewing angles really helps me get that accomplished.

@Pony Stark: wouldn't it ring through the headset? maybe it's different with the iphone, but if i have a headset plugged in, my ringer doesn't go off on my phone.

@max: well, did you tell me that you would probably think about getting one if i did that? if not, how was i supposed to know? look, even though we've been together for a year doesn't mean i know everything that you want without you saying anything!

how loud is the notification when you get an incoming call?

@Odin: ok, fine. you want to battle?

@FriedPeeps: Odin is wrong. she was in the bathroom.

question: if i wear these, i understand that i may not gain any street cred with the fashionista nerds. i may be willing to live with that. however, will i be able to gain major street cred from the street ballers (or is that ballas? or is it basketballers? basketball hoopsters? hoopstas galores?) at ye olde rucker…

@Ducttape-Guru: that's what she said.

@xaronax: i never understood that question. to me, that question signifies that people are still packaging their deceased prostitutes whole instead of in a more easily transportable (not to mention drinkable) blended state.

and children using heroin shoots up 27%

@Shamoononon: you know, i was like you at first, but after going to a dinner party that he threw - quite a chic and lively affair - my opinion of him has changed. he's quite gracious and charming a host, you know. if you can get past having him tear apart one of your limbs for the purposes of clubbing and eating.

@RedEyeNinja: i'm pretty sure we're all agreed that eating babies and/or small children is perfectly acceptable as long as they are seasoned correctly. for all you baby/child cooking newbs, DON'T OVERSEASON.