@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: hmm, i guess you have to click on the gif to make it work

@AlphaJarmel: record earnings really frighten you, eh?

@benjgvps: if you will be flooding the streets, can you make sure to take pictures and steal, i mean collect, wifi data?

@benjgvps: not with that attitude we won't

@oxweeblexo: just put a fancy "don't rob me, no cash, only this ipad and my credit cards and an inability to defend myself adequately" sign on the screen and i think you should be ok

@ding-dang: *shrugs*

@Anonymoose: *continues to wait, but taps foot and checks watch every once in a while*

@Interstella5555: *stares at inerstella5555*

@2 replies: *patiently waits for 2nd reply*

ARGH. why do companies keep trying to find new ways of making money????

ah yes, the habits we've already developed with our keyboards

@FriedPeeps: i don't like the way any of sammy's phones look, which is weird because everything else they make looks pretty sweet.

@Hiphopopotamus: Microsoft: Against the Eating of Babies Since 2004!

@Fauxy Affliction: unfortunately, no. the bypass is closed down for construction. you're just going to have to deal with it unless you want to take local roads, and then you have to contend with all of the traffic lights.

@Maksimir: with such a happy avatar, you don't seem to be too friendly. it's very off putting. why would you be smiling so widely yet be so rageful?

@iamnotafish: she fixed it with her bare hands. she is so powerful.

@Curves: hey giiiirrrrrllllllllll. if you were a horse, i would ride you. but only if you are pretty good with the humans, because the last horse i rode was actually not too friendly. i could barely get on that thing, even with assistance from the horse trainer. like a fool, i thought it would be manly to ride…

@Jabenev: you're approved, you're just grey. or gray, i guess. no, you're definitely grey. or is it gray?

@Modred189: if you could only see adam frucci's private messages...

@Marry me, Ayn Rand.: FINE! but i'm not eating my vegetables if i have to eat my homework too