@BingleyJoe: i prefer a nice smith and wesson myself

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. the deterioration of today's youth, starting from a broken down school system and a general malaise toward striving for excellence is simply unacceptable.

@kdupree:

@Tony Bullard Jr: 20 buck limit for shoes...? what kind of hobo are you? the kind with a timbuk2 bag, apparently. that's a good bag for a hobo. i bet it holds a lot of babies.

@Agras: a LOT bit poorer

@beetlejuic23: is it possible that you wrote it in invisible ink and just forgot?

don't worry. we at BP will come out with a solution to fix this photoshop crisis.

@Anonymoose: and it rose from the sea to wreak havoc and eat all of the babies only to myseriously return to the deep leaving behind only hairballs and broken hearts....and mystery...and intrigue...and poop...

@Shamoononon: but that wasn't from me,. that was from adam frucci's brother demtri martin.

@Gizfrodo: but why would someone use sarcasm on the internet? i don't understand.

@Anonymoose: 'You can say "I love kids" as a general statement, that’s fine. It’s when you get specific that you get in to trouble. "I love twelve-year-olds."'

@McMike: *prays that no one comes in here to tell of their experiences with 7 year olds*

@Fossa: or compare it to a man riding a goat

@mrgibblechip: correction: a moose with a hat. entirely different thing.

@mrgibblechip: who are you to say that tablets shouldnt be used with a stylus? are you a captain??? no, you're just a mr.

is this guy an idiot??? what, can he make phone calls with this boxster? can he send texts with this boxster? can he hide this boxster in his anal cavity???

@Steven Callas: well, that's too bad since mine had nothing to do with creepy sexual attacks and everything to do with bowling

oh please, what's so impressive about filming falling dirt and stuff? what, the clean white background?

@Hll Mstr Wlrs: ys, y'r rght. sh ds lk xcllnt t plshng my bwlng trphs...