@BRuddy: Building Kick! EXPLOSION!: dude, who cares about how the babies are dressed. they're delicious.

@jonnyversusrobots: I AM NOT A ROBOT! i do not blink because of an incident back in 1997 and also because i am recording everything that goes on around me so i can catalog events and use this information to overthrow the humans. i mean, the robots, of which i am not a member. i own a sweater vest. A SWEATER VEST.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: more interesting than...

@Lite: an adventurer is me!: you mean gizmodo? them be a bunch o' weemun haters right thurr

@BRuddy: Building Kick! EXPLOSION!: hey, hold hard there, bud. maaaaaaybe this redeyeninja wants to just enjoy a nice plate of babies with olivia on a totally romantic date. it's kind of charming, actually and TOTALLY going to work.

@jonnyversusrobots: ah, jonny. our, i mean their greatest nemesis. "their" being robots. i am not one of them. i own a car and have a home and i have a wife and i have a little child that i made out of spare parts. i watch movies and i go to parks and i kill humans without remorse. we, i mean they will find you,…

@josun: what makes you think giz has her? and if they did, why would they just give her to you? they are probably holding her for ransom or tickle fights and aren't going to give them to some random commenter.

don't we feel that anti-robot propaganda is going too far? i have met several extremely well-behaved robots that just want to vacuum and some that love the world of dance.

@Curves: yes, them old folks who desperately need to cut up the young folk to make their soups

i was almost certain they were going to use my picture under attractive force

i don't know if it's time to move on because i think we learned something pretty amazing here:

come on, casey chan. you act like the screen is the problem, but hey, guess what, tons of screens can't be read well in direct sunlight. so what's the real solution? FIX THE SUN. i am sick and tired of being enslaved by it. IT'S TIME TO DESTROY IT.

if this thing is directed by m night shyamalan, trust me, it's going to suck hard enough to put hookers out of business

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: it's strange, but i never used it in college that i can remember. i only recall using it in high school.

@firite: it's microsoft. there will always be hate, deserved or not.

i never had a better portable gaming device than my ti-85.

mr. buchanan - i understand that it is a prototype device, but any insight on battery life? i take it that the lack of multitasking will help, but if the hubs/tiles are constantly refreshing/pulling data, i imagine that would take a toll as well. hmm, maybe a difficult question since a lot of this would ride on the…

@That Guy: that's when you go for the cheaper brands. when cows start selling their milk for $20/gallon, i'll start looking at the goats or the lactating homeless. YOU SHAN'T WIN THIS WAR, COWS!

those idiots! i told them to grow marijuana. MARIJUANA.

@vsound: it's all relative. 200 year old mountain or 200 year old abe vigoda aren't old at all. but a 200 year old cell phone? a 200 year old BABY? those are ancient