i'm not sure i understand all the anger. if a person who likes to jump rope suddenly said, "hey, pirates can't wear spanks" then would the whole world really care that some people on the earth side of things CAN'T EVEN WALK??????

@fleebailey33: but once they fix it, blogs will go on and on about how the fix is the most revolutionary fix in all the land

@Rob Stevens: proably with your hands or something

@Anonymoose: so yeah, you forgot to add:

you must not have used the desk/chair combo for that long. if you had, you would have realized - much to your chagrin - that the desk and chair fuse together, effectively trapping you in a desk prison whereupon you will be held until herman miller is able to come by and harvest your organs to feed his babies.

@TheOtherHalf: evolution is just a theory

@DaSmith: if that's how you want to go, i can stare/pose at you really hard

@DocBadwrench: yeah, me too. oh wait, saving three people from a burning building was slightly better

now with twice the luxury and twice the speed and twice the mercury! come die in style!

"if you ever drop your thumb drive into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone"

@teh1andonlym0: hey! we'll stop calling it a thumb drive whe you stop calling whatever's on top of your head "hair"!

@deanhatescoffee: *cops arrive on the scene and see a dog wearing a sweater...they back away in fear*

@TheCrudMan: that ending sucked! with an ending like that, good luck trying to get people to watch the sequel

@coalheartly: *laughs as coalheartly unknowingly trips over sidekick crouching behind him but then stops laughing immediately when sidekick inexplicably stabs coalheartly through the eye*

el gato es rapido! el gato es facil para usar! el gato esta obteniendo el amor de tu madre y va a matarla en un musical espectacular!

@coalheartly: *kills crickets and stares at coalheartly pointedly*

haha, all of the pictures of it on the ground are awesome.

@talkingstove: i wish that comma wasn't there so it would read "i'm not a six year old bowling apple" because nothing is more awesome than a properly aged bowlng apple.

if you can't get it in the first time, you must have feeble hand strength. i ALWAYS get it in the first time. sure, i may never be able to use the thumb drive or usb port ever again, but i will not be made a fool of.

@icemanforever: is the cost of labor there lower than in china?