i wish i could start my tuesdays off with fishing...you know, istead of working...and stabbing people...the latter is actually not all that bad as long as people don't complain because honestly man, no one likes whiners.

people...come on. if you want to know the truth, just ask the person.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: oh yeah? well i was on the show classily entitled, "i don't know who my baby daddy is but i know the best looking one likes to get his testicles all stomped on and &#$" so i'm a double winner!

@Akio Morita: ah, see, but it doesn't really. and that's why gizmodo hates sony and kanye west.

@jjpriest25: does your cactus have a fancy chair and wires and such? then i dont think so. WIRES ARE SCIENCE.

@DreamTheEndless: Death's little brother: you're such an idiot. you are literally stupid. tell me, smart guy: if polygraphs aren't 100% accurate, WHY DID I SEE MAURY POVICH USE IT????

@Andinator: ah yes, the old nickname for good ol' manny "the tranny fanny" ramirez

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: uhh...don't know what it's about...? you kind of just listed the reason right there...it's dance, FABULOUS DANCE!

@jiveabillion: :( my tv only has one speed, you're so lucky

@franco1975 [Troll ]: DO THEY SERVICE JOHNSONS???

@Akio Morita: because panny rhymes with fanny. you can't argue it, it's science.

*immediately gouges own eyes out*

@ploopsy: magic. darkest sorcery.

@ploopsy: i'm beginning to think that everything reminds you that there was a new futurama yesterday

@AkkiRonin: i normally use threats or a steady gaze

@Mooby: bread spoils a lot faster than dog meat.

@KevnWrn: that doesn't look like poop in a can?

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: yeah, i was trying to mention all of their can related articles in chronological order using the powers of my mind.

awesome! everything should be in cans!

i'm beginning to think they're not really insane. i bet they're not even real clowns. i think it's all a super clever marketing gimmick to help them push out their exquisite music.