today is a good day to die

@Fd3rsrz: don't lie, you just love vin diesel. it's ok. i'll hold you.

@bradyb: just like we planned!

argh, why is good ol' fashioned thievery never an option on these things?

@James Blond: because there were around 3 million or so people who bought one.

@SenorMoofer: "girls"

@pekosROB: at 28 you were 12? you are a miracle baby! a miracle baby riding a bicycle!

@gnurg: just like "sorry" is a fancy way of saying "maybe i shouldn't have sat on your puppy but at least we have jam now"

@FriarNurgle: why do you lie, image fail??? WHY????

@Traveshamockery: what's the end goal? is it to punish the rapist or to protect the victim? this seems like it's the former at potentially great expense to the latter.

@monkey314159: isn't it?

i just hope the girls that use this don't get beaten for it. i'm all for the prevention of rape and this seems like a nice step, but the ramifications seem like they might be a lot worse.

@SkelatorDan: i thought it was because the night has weight issues and heard that black was slimming.

@goldentreesang: what, so you're saying all asian cities look alike???

i thought it was just depressed

@ZFK: yeah. it nearly made me forget about my cancer and my aids and my missing child and my hangnail and the fact that designing women is no longer on the air.

look, we know why. fifa is more corrupt than a really corrupt something. i know, killer sweet analogy.

@engelberthumperdink: perhaps this is a dinner murder mystery...?

these videos these people are taking are going to be mesmerizing:

@DarkerBlitz: seeing as how nothing is finalized yet (or even in the works), i'm going to just go ahead and say it affects EVERYONE