@newtype: don't let your mom catch you.

perhaps this is in preparation to prevent network overload for a certain phone verizon has been dying to get...?

no, baby, it's not on, don't worry. you know i can't get down without my hat on.

@Yinzers Are People Too: no, he didn't write carbon fiber. i know i know, he made a typo, but still, he meant to say crab on fire.

@jibbly: CRABON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE...YOU KNOW...THE PLACE WHERE CRABS GO...UHHH...ON FEMALES...YOU KNOW *points downstairs and mouths "women crotchulars"*

@dallasmay: i'd like to see a very small person stuck in the evo. the tiny human being will beat on the screen and yell "help! get me out of here!" and i will just laugh and laugh and drink my ketchup and laugh

@cgraham: argh, i left them in the grocery store again didn't i

@icrona: i believe microsoft does.

isn't a decrease in vampire power bad? or are you on team edward????

@tw@t: it is able to bench press 2000 lbs! it is able to tear a phone book! it is able to eat a hobo! it is able to shake hands with fifteen people AT ONE TIME! POWER SPECS!

MR. MARK WILSON:

@Phillip Sean Fischer: WHAT??? so when you told me you dug the ds lite and that you wanted to get the dsi pregnant, those were all lies??? i...i don't even know you, phillip sean fischer...

@wætherman: argh, i was just about to buy you, too

@Anthone Tony Si: so you'd rather nintendo never upgrade their first generation goods so you could buy them then? cool.

@Desu-San-Desu: it's cool, the resolution is into that sort of thing. i don't understand its fetishes, but still, its gotta live its life.

@mrgibblechip: resistive screens aren't unresponsive to fingers. do you really have a ds? with the screen that small, i don't want to have to fat finger everything. i want it to be accurate, so i'll use a stylus.

@mrgibblechip: duh. but again, if the point is accuracy, you're better off with resistive. do you have a DS?

why would a gadget ever wear glasses?

@mrgibblechip: has the resistive screen on a DS ever given you trouble? why would you want a capacitive screen on the DS? if the point is accuracy, then why wouldn't you want resistive?

@sudosudont: it uses electronics and stuff