@Potentaint: i personally will only use tiger blood for mouthwash. i refuse to settle for anything less.

@Skreenname: have you tried closing one eye?

who knew that the only thing more passionate than a ps3/xbox fanboy was the controller fanboy.

@AreWeThereYeti: my bad. i was just trying to be stupid and say can't you wish for a multi-pound battery with a 1/2 hour battery life. because that would totally be awesome.

@spyderr0de0: i am thoroughly intrigued by your use of "us"

@spyderr0de0: i am thoroughly intrigued by your use of "us"

that grippy material is going to fill up with dead skin cells and boogers reaaaal fast.

i like how if you turn it upside down, it looks like a two headed monster celebrating

@sam4sb: it didn't have parents that cared, so it's not entirely the back's fault.

@AreWeThereYeti: you're so pessimistic. why can't you just imagine having it all and have both of those things?

@Xeraphim: did you guys ever think about removing the walls?

@Xeraphim: oh, i thought you were talking about your lazy roommates who couldn't even muster up the energy to vacuum.

@Infamous Scapegoat: how come 'dog' isn't in quotation marks?

hopefully it's a wet/dry vac because someone's toilet is about to get drained

@Xeraphim: to answer your first question, yes, your old roommate had one. to answer the second question, ask your old roommate.

let's see you eat that!

@DirtyDogg: probably becase he ran out of chapstick

@Hello Mister Walrus: man, that sounds delicious. crunchy on the outside with a delectable gooeyness on the inside.

what to do what to do what to do. do i watch this, do i watch the world cup, or do i watch oprah, oh man, such a hard choice.

oh if only apple made tvs and table and lamps and glasses and amber fluids and speakers and books...wait...books???