guys, stop clicking on the read link, i'm trying to read it. be considerate of anonymoose.

@CarbonatedWater: see? and that's why we're rejecting the proposal.

@GoldVrod: *ignores long comment*

@Dirtypas: *scratches head in deep ponderanceness*

@patranus: new mexico?

@magliotti: i prefer world peace.

@GitEmSteveDave'sPhiltrum: to be fair, the seal was really drunk and you looked pretty good after 24 buckets of mojitos.

@Dirtypas: have you tried the store?

see, this is why guys don't understand girls. you tell us you want us to be macho, so we open up our mouths wide and pretend that we're going to bite you until you die. and then you tell us you want us to take you out to dinner, so we get you food. sure, we make the rookie mistake of ordering for you, thinking we know…

@Segador: but i thought shallow things loved getting drilled?

@chauncy that billups: i thought it was just because they don't have the right adapter because it's international.

@Geisrud: well of course about dicrapio. there's no way a human as perfect as that could ever be real. i wish he would hold me in his 14 year old girl arms.

haha, i like how they added a 40 foot tall man on top of mt everest. probably hiding from his wife because he forgot to do the dishes.

just how deep is it? deep enough that just the tip will touch when anonymoose let's it hang out to pee

@Geisrud: you guys are so stupid. the titanic was only a movie.

@Khamel: what about intestinal fortitude?

@Congrats! you win the interweb.: ok. can i please have your name, number, email, emergency contact information, and bra size so i can know how to reach you?

@geekymitch: takeoff and landing seem like pretty important pieces of the flight experience.

soon all my sheet music will be replaced with this.

@OCEntertainment: "Yeah, I met that guy. He's not that great. You know what a great pilot would have done? Not hit the birds. That's what I do every day, not hit birds."