@Xeraphim: and i wish i could get these concrete boots off.

@FriarNurgle: then what's the point of peeing on them? no one's going to eat them, so the purpose is to ruin them. you're such a book peeer n00b.

@bardomudo: have you tried doing that with touchscreen controls? it sucks.

@Alleris: you don't need copious amounts. just around $500.

haha, what a n00b. he thought pressing buttons would let him bypass that opening scene. i'm so much better than this guy, i'm so proud of myself. i even dressed myself today. I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD!! WITH NO PANTS!!

their manager is going to be pretty pissed when he get's his ipad back.

@I'm@work,shhhhh.: *tries to insert joke but can't find the usb port for thumb drive*

@poisonedragon: i would recommend using a camera and a good view of a city skyline.

@Channan: that's what a macro lens is for. very narrow depth of field.

@plbelanger: when mom's not looking, yeah.

@luckycadow: or how about "if you don't read, don't buy books unless they have pictures"

@lankysob: my betta fish is the finest hair connoisseur this side of the marinas trench. she was able to correctly identify the errant strands of a peruvian nose hair at 50 feet whilst eating a donut.

@92BuickLeSabre: ARE YOU A RIDDLE MASTER????

@92BuickLeSabre: WHAT????

@92BuickLeSabre: you eat the mango. you notice a strange taste. it's the taste of blood. you just ate a bloody mango. it's delicious. no, it's a baby. wait, yes, it's a delicious baby. you hear a knock on the door. you open the door. it's a mango. they want their baby back. they can't have the baby back. it's in your…

@92BuickLeSabre: that's only true if you're talking about a naked fight. you dress them up with some weapons though and it's a whole notha story.

@lankysob: ohhhh, is that what's always on your mouth? i thought it was some newage ball gag or something. kids these days.

@92BuickLeSabre: look, i was only raised there because my parents said something about not wanting people to see me in the house.

@bill cant fart: WELL, I HOPE YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF FESTERING WOUNDS AND GOAT DUNG

@92BuickLeSabre: ARGH, NOOOOOOOOOOO. that left out comma was the only thing that kept me going on this dark night filled with darkness and other night related things.