@RussianTaco: no wonder bill cant fart likes you so much.

@bill cant fart: your dad ate a flamingo! and your mom ate a salad! she's very conscientious about her health, bless her.

@92BuickLeSabre: he definitely likes blowing things

@92BuickLeSabre: hahaha, what? are you joking man? that's why we have interns.

@RussianTaco: there's no need to be hurtful, russiantaco.

@92BuickLeSabre: she's a fairy without wings. she's like a factory worker fairy. but even then, you're not fit to be her pixi dust handler.

@bill cant fart: vulture anal secretion breath!

@lankysob: your face is full of smiles which is ironic because i TOTALLY KICKED YOU IN THE CROTCHULARS AND YOU'RE BLEEDING INTERNALLY but i'm also a doctor so i heal you with my wizard powers. you are ever so grateful and you volunteer to carry my smock.

so...uhhh....could there be a small opening over krang's mouth where one could *gentle cough* stick something through to...ahem...simulate a tongue...a 3"...wait, no...a 20 INCH...no, that's not believable...a...3 foot???...no...a very nice sized tongue....ARGH, someone delete this post AHHHHHHH

@92BuickLeSabre: YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL FAIRY, YOU CAN'T EVEN SPARKLE

@lankysob: beef jerky tongue in the eye socket of a dead cat wearing pancake shoes!

@RussianTaco: bicycle balls!

@lankysob: glass shard in the colon face!

@bazookafox: hot pocket chest!

@jaycustom79: MORON!

@Metkis: yeah, that luke arm is insane. i feel so ashamed for hating on him for making the segway, not realizing his myriad of other inventions. now if i see him, i won't try to push him down with my pelvis.

@Dunadan: they were just saying that it's a psychological term for a state "in which one is in control of actions, and in which there is little distinction between self and environment, between stimulus and response."

*scratches head curiously at the omission of kfc's own double down*

@MarcusMaximus: how is the n1 better than the evo? the evo has the newer snapdragon, front facing camera, a bigger screen, and is also owned by anonymoose and oce. that last reason is enough to put it above anything, even the president of coca cola.

@RoboticSpacePenguin: the software is free. the $5 upcharge is for premium content. and it's not just QIK, but Fring as well. Skype has said they will be releasing a program also.