@Wyldeice: well that sucks. hopefully she'll find another reason to kill you soon so your marriage doesn't get too staid. maybe take up a coke habit? join a WoW guild? go see sex and the city 2 without her?

@NorwoodIsMyHero: argh. well, since it's an inevitability, please be careful not to cut into my super manly belly tat of mother teresa

@NorwoodIsMyHero: a true belly dancer never holds still. using the bathroom is quite the experience, especially for whoever uses it after me.

argh, when will gizmodo hire belly dancers

@deleahrium: well what were we supposed to do??? it's not like he put up a picture of his junk in a box, so what were we going to pick on???

@Nathan Obbards: and that's why i don't work at most places...

@A.Jaswal: NDA? i don't think mr gym employee signed one of them