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@Nathan Obbards: agreed. fired for wearing a whole lot less. anonymoose may have taken casual friday a bit too far.

still cheaper than beatles rock band. i'll get it.

yeah, not completely mortifying until you realize steve from accounting has the same one and better legs.

@Evil-Jeremy: *immediately scraps plan for tickle gun*

"This leads us to an important question: Is it more important to look cool or go fast?"

@grzydj: well, david hasselhoff does and let me tell you. he's disappointed.

ARGH. they have hedgehog babies? i was almost positive they had crocodile babies. looks like i owe my coworker $5.

another helpful tip is to try not to die.

@gMan: coincidentally, Muslim nations are full of that guy who has two thumbs and loves to party.

@Tom_Servo: i have also let the back out of my pants so i am in equilibrium so i do believe you approve now.

@ModernBawhair: now that they're used to being out, i can't very well lock them back in their cage.