@Anonymoose: shoot. they won't be able to test me for another six months. and here i went and already cut holes in all of my pants to let the boys hang out. oh well. no turning back now.

@hulahoophugs: don't you have kids and duct tape?

SOLD

@Animan: oh oh oh oh that's from justin bieber goes to costco! what's my prize???

@Mars478: they're just pretending to be.

is this image skewed at all? the ipad looks pretty close to square.

guys...what's the point of trying to defend yourself? do you feel an intense need to paint yourself as a sensitive man who's not like any of those chauvinists out there?

"but this method keeps your from shoving it in there which leaves you with a huge bulge"

@njdevil: i believe it's bob from accounting. someone correct me if i'm wrong.

the only Moon in which i'm interested is New. OMG, SO AWWWSOME

@klyph: thank you for your reply, klyph. i glossed over the picture and must have missed it. please excuse my cursory reading and rather premature comment.

hello spotify users. my name is anonymoose.

It takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes, I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one. By the time it's done, who knows?