It takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes, I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one. By the time it's done, who knows?

@KW802: "...boot...?" wondered the jolly green giant ever so quizzically. "me wear no boot." so puzzled and straining from having thoughts, mr jolly green giant realized he had power-flatulated and with that, he sat on another building to wipe himself.

@moe52: oh yeah? well i built a sandwich with bread and some cold cuts and stuff.

@TheOtherHalf: it's cool. she can just design some sort of gadget mechanism thing that will fry their computers when they try to hit on her. some electric voodoo magic sauce ice cream.

hey guys! i just made this awesome thingamajig where you place this wire on this wire and it like buzzes or something, not sure why.

@Nick: ah, the beginning of young romance is always so sweet. compliment him specifically on his diction next. #droid

@Software_Goddess: little guy? please. i just mentioned it's a baby since it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.

@Software_Goddess: OMG!!! SOFTWARE GODDESS JUST STABBED POOR TIMMY WITH A SOLDERING IRON!!! HE'S JUST A BABBBYYYY!!!! #sonygadgetteardowns

this is the year where formerly great companies storm back to relevance. first palm, then motorola. who's next? chrysler? oh...too late? #droid

i don't understand why this is considered porn. if anything, this is considered gruesome dismemberment turned coldly calculating anatomical cruelty. that's straight up faces of death/ogrish stuff.

i'm curious as to why you can't turn the senseui shell off, just like you can with touchflo3d on windows mobile. can you turn blur off on the cliq? and why do i not use capital letters? #android20onhtchero

@NastyInThePasty: why do you have so many people in you? are they little people or are you really fat? please let them out and let them live their own lives. #villamodagalleriesframehotel

you keep the hotel and give me the audi r8 #villamodagalleriesframehotel

@Hilo: ok...well, which brand of electric razor are you talking about? these graphs are pointing to specific products, not general products. #iphonesaleschartsgraphs

please, how trustworthy can this data possibly be? it's not even a pie chart. how unprofessional. #iphonesaleschartsgraphs

@dezeinstein: the office, 30 rock, and even community are awesome. and lyke OMG they have the bestest soaps, droooooool nuggets.

@Intelext: well, just as long as i don't look like an airplane factory, i'm fine