who puts on a capo that way?

can we up the resolution as well please?

this is all you need

uhhh..i can think of inflatable things a lot more fun than this. frucci will back me up on this. where's the picture of that dog sex toy again?

@Jux: ...in bikinis...?

@a_pink_poodle: seems kind of strange, but, well, if that's what you want to use to fill your hamdogger, who am i to judge

oh really?

@The Lab: hmm, i guess you're right

@Kaiser-Machead: pfff, i dunno about you, but in this day and age if a child dressed in a monkey costume dancing to bjork isn't your primary means of entertainment, then you should just kill yourself with a juicer. i don't know what any of this means.

pretty sweet. this could be like the emergency stop on the treadmill where you clip something on to you and when you fall, the clip comes out and the treadmill stops. so, if somehow you accidentally find yourself listening to heidi spencer's hot new single, the music will stop when your eyes roll into the back of your…

wait, is this a mexican strat or an american strat? i don't want to have to change out the pickups and have to tune it every one hour of playing.

@Anonymoose: that reply was way too long. i'm not emo, i swear. what? no, i didn't just cut myself, my forearm sweats blood because i'm a MAN. oh, this world is just too beautiful!

@Cairnage: i used to read/post only on engadget, but then suddenly it would always freeze at my work place, so i started coming here. at first i missed engadget like a mother misses her kids who she sold to the circus. i preferred the writing and the comments at engadget over this place.

psssh, these are what you call secrets???

@Josh Poage: yeah, but those old cars made out of steel and hard work will just transfer the energy from the crash to your body since they don't have proper crumple zones.

my pt cruiser.

whattabout the paperclip stand? it was made for the iphone, but like a lot of these stands, it will work with a lot of different phones