A lot of ethnic minorities consider themselves White and are pledging the frat the way the Irish, Italians and Polish had to. Others are de facto White. Both these groups are so close to grabbing the brass ring they can taste it. They want all the upside of Black activism (beating back White supremacy) but absolutely…

Please don’t mistake someone thriving in the same culture in the same industry as a totally unrelated douchecanoe. And many if not most admins were actually academics beforehand who moved into administration.

Did...did someone “accidentally” give her the last name of her rapist?!?! WOW. That is some harassment bullsh*t right there. I mean, that’s GOT to be deliberate. I would have walked right out of the room.

Yeah, I would kind of be mad if someone made over my car or something without my input. I guess it doesn’t matter because she could probably sell it for a lot more money now if she wanted to, but taking something you already own and like and giving it a makeover without your permission is different than a gift.

[Kylie] wants to have both well before she turns 30 because she thinks that “30 is too old for children.

Imagine her family life if she was so afraid to go home after a bad school report that she had to concoct something of this magnitude.

Because 15-year-olds shouldn’t have 12 million dollars.

I can’t decide if it’s funny or sad that Leo may finally get his Oscar in 2016 - the exact same year we collectively decide the Oscars don’t mean shit.

No, the C word is off limits only if you’re not a woman OR from the UK or Australia. You can think of it much like the “N” word or the “Z” word.

I feel like I just read an article by the onion. Except it’s real. Goddamn it I thought I would get through just one day without being appalled.

Why these people can’t just give their regular pets funny names to show this is beyond me. Trust me, people know you are quirky when your big husky has a name befitting a princessy chihuahua, or your tiny cat has a hilarious action hero name.

Pssst, Kanye. Your wife didn’t become famous for cancer research. At least Amber Rose owns her past, where as your wife pretends hers didn’t exist.

If I was suddenly the parent of 8 kids, with all the medical and other expenses that entails, I might have been willing to sign on that dotted line too. Especially since the horrors of reality TV weren’t really known back then.

“It is as if the Japanese government is waiting for us to stop speaking out and die,” Lee said.

There’s a version of Timber that has Kesha verses instead of Pitbull and it is The Word of Life.

Oh Kesha. My heart is breaking for her. The music industry is such a mess and she is such a talent. It is an incredible injustice that she is dealing with this while the likes of Justin Bieber, Demi Lovato, Pit Bull etc. etc. continue making music.

I really appreciate that she delivers the last line right to his penis.

Oh, God? He’s the one who caught the last train for the coast instead of keeping the plane from crashing.

Oh, he’s NOT a villain. Well, that cleared that up!