My aunt “has” Morgellons. I “had” something similar in 2010. I was obsessed with ingrown hairs, to the point that I believed I had almost twice as much hair as I actually had, but it was ‘trapped’ under the skin of my scalp and therefore I had to free it with my fingernails. I waxed all the skin off my chin because I…

Try convincing someone with a psycho-somatic disease that what they believe to be physical is all in their head when they can feel it, see it, and smell it. It is literally part of the symptomology, they believe it is physical.

Oh dear.

Here’s the thing about this that was easy to miss in the segment: Part of the reason that rapists maintaining parental rights is important is not just because of the possibility of rapists gaining visitation/custody rights. (Obviously, that’s awful.) It’s also because rapists can use the threat of suing for custody as…

“And as long as the papers are sent every week for three weeks, it’s all legal and binding.”

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

‘Oh, God!’ And they’ll say, ‘If they think you’re big I must be so fat to them.’

I have stopped using shave gel all together, and instead use hair conditioner to shave my legs. It works just as well, and it moisturizes at the same time. Plus, I can buy a big bottle of cheap conditioner for a few dollars that will last me over a year (your mileage may vary).

Perfect example of the Gay Agenda at work:

Okay, 1) Julianne Moore is INCREDIBLE and so is Kim Gordon.

not all of us can use an IUD :(

Warms my heart to see so many jez readers support eugenics. It's almost as if (white) feminists have a long history of supporting such policies.

and three? Generous.

I don't even think they need that much money. The test would be something simple like "Does this box of Taco Bell Doritos Tacos Locos look appetizing to you?"

My dealer spliced hemlock into my kush. Now I'm dead.

While I know there will be criticism around her writing of this piece— "she's self indulgent! elitist! out of touch! who cares!" etc. etc. I have to say that I didn't know anything about the BRCA1 gene mutation/testing before her first piece. It educated and informed me and my friends. This one educated me as well.

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

I'm not saying people without facial tattoos can't be, I'm saying having facial tattoos greatly increases your chances.

"date as many men as possible. It's the best way to look younger and feel better about yourself"