I think I see the mistake Corey made in the ad that led to the cop assuming it was drugs...

LOL @ Colonials

You are sadly mistaken. This is the greatest sounding engine of all time.

Relevant

It towed an airplane? Pfffft…let’s see it pull a stump.

These stunts are just insulting to anyone who has an introductory college physics course under their belt. You’re towing something with wheels over flat ground.

a kind of conceit which triggers an internal cerebral reaction of surprise and unexpected misdirection. Laughter is often an appropriate acknoweldgment of this event having taken place in the subject.

Fits Alfa Romeo, Ducati, Ferrari, Fiat, Lamborghini and Yugo.

I should probably mention that I am a Florida native, and in the last 17 years of holding a driver’s license, I would say I’ve been pulled over 6 or 7 DOZEN times (or more). Half of those resulted in Speeding tickets. Half of those speeding tickets have been dismissed. In fact, I was driving with my (soon to be)…

Seriously. You people have 1 shit driver and it makes the news. I’d hire her to teach drivers ed in orlando.

If you really do want to speed on the Sea Cliff Bridge, looks like you can rip it as hard as you want in Forza Horizon 3:

Your con is not a con.

Walls*

Balls.

All the BRAVOs!

This is awesome. Also, this is the only excuse I can accept for not using a manual transmission.

Certainly not!

Yeah but did you have to walk 10 miles through just to get to the shop where you have 3 days to build a racecar? Yeah me neither.

Five days? We had a weekend and pretended it was a month! We used to have to build our race cars in a paper bag in the middle of the square.