Booooring. Counter-rotary is where it’s at.

GPS could turn on lights on mandatory headlight roads.

Not as much fun as a Fit.

This truck screams “I can’t afford a Corvette but have the same mentality”.

When I see a Mitsubishi on the road, this is what I see. All of them.

You know, Mattel probably did wrong here, and maybe they’ll get bent over by the courts, and maybe they’ll deserve it. But all of a sudden, I’m not much of a fan of Monster Jam.

It’s fun when you’re 20 I suppose.

GM already tried to destroy Lotus once and you want to give them another go at it?

I ran out for a coke and gas, and I actually passed a WRX. It got me thinking, I drive quickly so my closing speeds tend to be pretty brisk, a WRX is the only hot Japanese car you can pass without it automatically thinking you want to race. That said, everyone here in FL seems to have their brain off in the car, so…

It’s the Probes you’ve got to look out for.

I actually got the closest thing I could to my nearly stock ED, a Fit. It still doesn’t corner like it should though.

Great, fine. That’s wonderful. I don’t really care in the least. What I’m saying is that here, where I live, they’re a fucking menace. Not because people are leaving cars and coffee in them, but because they’re obstructions on the freeway. I’ve lived here for 5 years and I’ve only seen one Mustang driving in a lane…

I won’t own a WRX because I dislike doing head gaskets, and I’ve owned the 2.5l, it sounds like crap. The Toyobaru is a clown car for kids who can convince mommy to walk past the Corollas.

If you like his knowledge, watching someone who actually knows his shit will blow your mind. Try South Main Auto out once.

There are, of course. But those stereotypes are good or bad depending on who you are and what you expect. I expect the guy in front of me at a light to accelerate away from the light at a reasonable rate after taking a reasonable amount of time to realize the light has turned green. Toyota drivers are trying to find…

I like cars with functioning turn signals.

Scotty Kilmer would have had that clutch replaced in about 3 minutes. Amateur.

I have to have a car whose drivers don’t generally piss me off on the road. I’m not going to intentionally associate with people who are can’t, for example;

R&R on that vacuum pump I mentioned above is about a G. It has one moving part, a case, gasket and a couple o-rings. It could be made by an amateur machinist in a day. The o-rings that fail cost a few cents apiece. The techs don’t pull the trans like the book says and the job can be done in 30 minutes.

That’s the trap you get in with VW’s. At least it’s better than the other crap engine because it only costs me half my firstborn to repair. I swear all of their failure mode parts are on their bajillionth design revision and they all fail the same way as the original part. It could be a nuclear powered coil blessed by…