GM needs to get back in bed with Suzuki. I don’t care what they call it, I want one.

I didn’t know you could do a snap roll in an 18-wheeler.

An enthusiast’s FWD Corolla. Is that what you’re saying? It’s a fucking dishwasher with a stickshift.

That’s kind of the opposite of what I said. I’m saying he’s no fun. Context is totally still a thing.

So get a Corolla, they have your favorite shade of beige in stock.

Harrisonburg is in Virginia, Harrisburg is in Pennsylvania. Which is it CarMax?

You know, it might be normal to find them stanced in Japan, but for the better part of two decades it was possible to find them in driveable condition.

I didn’t think of that. I almost learned the hard way showing a friend how you could start a car with the clutch if it was moving. No biggie, but I decided to do it going down a curvy mountain road at speed. The wheel did lock, but I very quickly realized what I’d done.

The problem with automatic transmissions is that the shifter is not part of the normal input system for the car as far as the driver is concerned. It’s more like the headlight switch than the throttle with respect to actually controlling the car. You set it where you want it and leave it there. The driver has no…

If you’re going to give a cop a hard time, you’d damned well do it in a way that they’ve got no way around. And you’d better check yourself a few times to make sure you’re in the right.

There are real life porn sites. Don’t.

If you don’t want to fuck your step-sister, I’ll do it for you. You know, for the team.

Sociology via Pornography is probably a thing.

Oddly, on my daily I-4 drive, the Prius drivers are usually the most self aware Toyota drivers I ever come across. I got behind a middle-aged white woman today who was gettin’ it.

The correct answer is, of course, V12 all the things.

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It would have been at least +3 fabulous.

It’s fair to say that for any given VW, bodywork is the least of it’s problems.

Oh dang, the grays.

They made sure to mention that the witnesses who flagged down the cop were black. I wonder if they’d have mentioned it if a couple of white people had jumped that gun. Is this the police department press release version of “It’s ok, I know a lot of black people.”?