I thought it was funny until I got to Anal Bolt.

Sabre was a jet.

I thought Probe was part of the Anal family. Anal Probe, Anal Explorer, Anal Expedition, Anal Ranger. The Taurus was the weird one, but then a Taurus is a Torus which is a donut which is a sphincter.

I don’t know, maybe he has a point, German cars have been on the down-slope for a few decades now, and they’re now cheating as well.

Ooo, didn’t think that one through did you?

I’d hit it.

Bwahahahaha, hahahaha, hahaha. Oh god.

I’ll have a Mirage first, thanks.

Bwahahahaha, hahahaha, hahaha. Oh, heh. Garbage.

A Ranger from that era doesn’t have any spring hangers anyway, so payload capacity doesn’t really enter into it.

Or his trailer drags with it the other way. It probably fits his trailer just fine the way it is. The answer is simple, blame Chrysler. Every other aspect of the car is crap, why can’t this part be their fault as well?

I keep having transmission problems in all of the Chrysler products I buy! Like all the time! And I hate having transmission problems!

The hitch goes whichever way you need it to fit your trailer. There is no up or down side.

That Model 3 is so Aston Meh, it looks modern like a ‘96 Taurus. The Bolt at least looks like it should exist in it’s segment, it’ll be arguably better built, it’ll be built by people who know how to build cars. The Teslas are for people who want to be special for whatever reason, the Bolt exists for a different…

The only reason it’s gone down the road is because you’ve pushed it there!

Brown-ness and length of roof.

If you don’t have new ones, copper crush washers can be reused if you anneal them with a torch. Get them hot enough to glow a dull red and let them cool slowly. Aluminum washers must be replaced every time they are disassembled, there is no way around this.

Now I want to build an inline 17 cylinder.

Which is cheap, the Justy or the Up GTI? Cheap as in inexpensive or crap quality? What does this have to do with the interior?

“What’s this for?” is probably a pump to pressurize the fuel tank, The mechanic’s responsibility, and therefore closest to his seat.