On the one hand, it’s a petty, unprofessional rant that is stupid on its face and filled with language that has no place in polite society. On the other hand, anyone named “C. Trent” can go fuck himself.

Let us know when you start craving Chai Tea and super fluffy socks.

Sweet jesus fuckin christ!

Yes Apple is wonderful...how's that Bono album they sent you without your asking for it? (i.e there are no saints out there...the only reason Apple doesn't need this particular type of crap is they make too much money on systems to need it...but, make no mistake, the quarterly income statement demands increases and…

A word of caution, passers-by: You're not just taking a selfie with Gronk. You're taking a selfie with everyone he's ever taken a selfie with in the past.

caddywhompus

NOPE. I've seen that before. It stopped him dead in his tracks. He took another step, and it said "this is happening now whether you like it or not". So he did the only thing he could do - he dropped his bag, walked to the curb, dropped trou, and that fucker shot out of him like a demon in Poltergeist. He had no…

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

That's the worst Proactiv commercial I've ever seen.

Be careful with the TrueCar/Edmunds/Consumer Reports quote, because a lot of dealers will add on a "Truecar finder's fee" or tell you that the exact car isn't in stock and that they have something similar.

*clicks on it at work*

An eighth into twelve cupcakes? Isn't that a little light?

I still don't quite get the beast mode thing. In the original Beast Wars: Transformers cartoon the Maximals and Predicons typically used beast mode for regular travel or protection from energon radiation. Sure it could be useful but switching to robot mode let them use jet packs and rocket launchers.

This Plus a fleshlight is going to be a fucking game changer

putting in my request for "Some guys like old balls" on a ten minute loop

Na Trang Valley, North Vietnam-1968

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

My passwords look like this:

Wait a minute...there's no Bullshit Street in Fuckoffville.