Before I looked directly at it, my peripheral vision thought this was french fries. My peripheral vision wants to kill me.

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

First world (sports) problems.

"...piggy poop balls."

It seems to be the unpopular opinion, but I agree that it is just unnecessarily cruel. I've spent my entire professional career in colleges and universities (not in athletics) so maybe I am a bit protective of college athletes. This just seems like senseless humiliation for someone who Deadspin would usually point…

There are 136 replies to this. Please tell me that I'm not the only one suggesting that we maybe act like human beings and not make fun of a 20 year old kid who had something hideously embarrassing happen to him on television? Maybe? Just this once?

If you zoom in you can read dude's lips:

If you turn the sound up and get really close to the TV you can actually hear Winston slipping to the Jets at #6.

Here's the link: http://rj51photos.com/

Classic.

Roker Not As Hungry, Still Very Thirsty

#BlackKneesMatter

Story keeps getting worse for Manziel, who now did worse than Gordon or Gilbert per CBS, but is, of course, the only white guy of the three.

Who foots the moving bill?

What else is there to say.

That catalog of charges destroys Sharper's image.

This was probably on the screen:

I'd rather fuckin' work at McDonald's than work in front of those guys (SE and his circle). Not that there is anything bad about working at McDonald's.

This speech is impressively long and focused for a guy who has AD issues

Relax Marvin, have a snickers.