When I was young I loved trying the latest dumb shit, and was so hopeful too.

Molly party. What is this you speak of?

Ebola? What did you just fucking say? Ebola? How about blocking! How about we worry about fucking blocking and fucking tackling! Ebola, for christ's sake...

OMG he's intentionally committing penalties?

They should have known better! Any organization with Rock 'n' Roll in their name will exploit you.

FAKE! That's the name of a stroke.

Ok maybe he told the truth.

Is that my fav KMBC News reporter Scared Johnny?

Impressive. I'll bet he still didn't get laid later that night.

Jobu

Haha the guy on the far right did it!

I bet Johnny likes the dick.

Me eat too many food.

What about the theory of drawing more walks/getting on base is better than swinging the bat? I hear Joey Votto spew this BS all the time. Is that from Sabermetrics or something? That logic doesn't jive with me.

...unlike their fanbase and tv ratings, Ohhh!

Fuck I'm having a stroke! Won't Crack in the Clutch need a Clutch play in Crack situation, no pressure... just put that Clutch in my Crack.

That's it, shut it down. The most perfect comment ever for this photo has been attained.

Me: (Reads) ...will make you shit your dick!

I saw the Olsen ankle twist live yesterday, I thought it was BS. Burfict should be suspended 1 game minimum.

Wait a minute, I suck sweet corn and oysters all the time... Does that make me gay?