1st fall: Ohh shit, ehh that fucking hurts, ahh it'll get better.

I can't watch any show that has the text styled like this, fuck why didn't they just use comic sans font?

Willis was in fear of being late to practice and couldn't locate his cleats.

Willis was in fear of being late to practice and couldn't locate his cleats.

Food ranked:

More commercials?

49ers fan on fan fights: Looks like the same guys here!

I haven't seen a Dolphin beat that bad since my last visit to Seaworld.

Oh shit ground-zero!

Aye-aye captain.

Dude he just mowed my lawn, man.

She wants that dick.

You never said it was the black kid, yet before I even played the video I knew it was him that would pass out. Is that racist?

This review makes me want to go there and see if he's that wrong. I love fried chicken and can't believe it can be that fucked up for $55. This picture right here makes me hongry.

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It was all just a misunderstanding, ok?

Implosion in 3... 2... 1...

Whats the big deal?

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