I figured she put Ron and Hermione together because she hated chemistry.

These SAME knuckleheads were asked if they'd believe their own daughter/niece/sister had a virgin birth... guess what their answers were.

It's like I'm not just looking at a panicked face, but looking at the very idea of panicked face.

awwwww...

I have a friend who stopped in Gibraltar with her new husband while on their honeymoon. They were part of a tour group that visited the Barbary macaques that run all over the area. The macaques apparently interact with humans quite a bit and one jumped up on my friend right as their tour guide was saying to remove…

So despite her blood curdling panic she still managed to hold her arm out and press the shutter button twice?

No, actually what is happing is that the monkey was taking it's own selfie using the woman as a camera, but then it dropped her and started screaming.

People. Stop posing with monkeys. Stop feeding monkeys. Stop trying to make monkeys like you. They don't. They never will.

This is the only good monkey. And I still wouldn't try to take a selfie with it, because I'm not fucking stupid.

Since it was a selfie there is no "he" who forgot anything.

From the headline, I thought this was going to end with her getting her face ripped off or getting peed on. Luckily her selfie didn't end that badly.

My mother was the sweetest person on earth. However, she hated Soupy Sales with a passion that bordered on the ridiculous and was scared absolutely shitless of monkeys of all kinds. She was bit by one as a girl and it traumatized her. She said the worst thing about it was how its little face never changed expression…