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In response to the Senate Intelligence Committee's appalling though sadly not surprising CIA torture report, Ben Emmerson, the UN's special rapporteur on counterterrorism and human rights, has called for the prosecution of senior CIA and US officials who signed off on the gruesome interrogation techniques. He stated,

GOOD FOR HIM! TRASH ALL THAT SHIT! I get a backache just looking at all the bullshit CRAP I HAFTA LUG AROUND FOR THAT BITCH.

REALITY: Kids who get proper sexual education DO BETTER SOCIALLY with their peers AND tend to PUT OFF sexual first-contact until COLLEGE (the time to experiment)! It's GOOD FOR THEM!

There, fixed it for you

Haha! "What's for lunch? It had better be low cal, gluten free!"

"Marry him, whoever he is — marry him now while you still can while you're young and attractive even though he's kind of a jerk he just needs someone to nurture him and then recede into the background you can be his assistant like my friend Donna and her husband Josh and just don't ask too many questions but don't end

I guarantee you that Venn diagram is just a circle.

And those 5 minute long speeches that Sorkin characters are known to deliver spontaneously, dispensing wisdom? Her's would be dating advice to a young female intern.

"I'm colorblind! I see all people as equals. Black, white, Sorkin, they're all the same color in my eyes."

And she would be incessantly dressed down by her much smarter male Chief of Staff. And she would repeatedly interrupt international peace-talks to discuss a passive aggressive text from a law school friend. I mean, yeah blah blah blah Israel — but what did Margot mean by "Good to see you"????? Also: showtunes.

is how I mis-read this headline at first. But it still made perfect sense to me.

It is the worst hair.

What color is that man? Orange? Is his hair also orange?

If Aaron Sorkin ever made a tv show about a female president, 75% of each episode would show Madam President having a hissy fit over the White House china pattern, obsessing about her wardrobe, and especially having long, hysterical monologues about why the man she has a crush on hasn't noticed her yet. Also she would

Yes. Trustees would literally be allying themselves with pedophiles and shielders of pedophiles.