Yes, but despite the wonderful and intoxicating smell that comes from baby heads, crack is waaaaaaay more addictive than children... unless you're a Duggar... so not exactly analogous.

Nothing can top Carol Burnett.

Pat Sajak is an asshole. He once wrote a column about how teachers and people like government employees should not vote because of what they benefit from the government.
I guess it's okay if rich guys vote for tax breaks though.

From the Jet Age Bible Edition.

Does Proverbs 31 really deal with who should or shouldn't be piloting aircraft?

And you people wonder why I don't wear pants.

True fact: You can never post this video too much.

LEASE was an amazing musical. (I post this video far too often)

Don't worry - Scarlett will abort it using Soda-Stream.

YAY! Income inequality is now FEMINIST!

We know, ma'am.

You're going to need to report that right away!

MY HUSBAND IS A COMMUNIST!!!

On a complete side note, the first story made me think of the time I was living in a house with all guys in college and they were pretty reasonably disgusting human beings. One used to cut his toenails in the living room and put the clippings in a dirty coffee mug, and just leave them there.

12 Years a Douche