Yeah, I went from "no feelings about Olivia Wilde whatsoever" to "many positive feelings about Olivia Wilde" in, oh, 40 seconds?

Replying just to this get out of the greys.

This is how you do it, Tom Cruise.

Why would you use a cropped version of that gif? The full is so much better.

Patrick Stewart has completely embraced everything that has happened to him and I can't help but smile.

God, I loved those "Ian McKellen marrying Patrick Stewart" headlines.

I find it hilarious that even Colbert (who is essentially playing a generally tactless parody of a news anchor) had a more respectful approach to his interview with her even in character.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Piers Morgan is, and has always been, a shitty liberal. My surprise is that you liked him in the first place; whenever his name comes up on any of my heathen liberal blogs, any Brits in attendance apologize for sending him to us (or ridicule us for giving him ratings).

I hope Stephen mocks him next episode! I would tune in for that.

Yo, Mayan prophecy, Im really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Ragnarok was one of the best apocalypses of all time.

I'm pulling this out of the greys because this is so incoherent and absurd that it's almost poetic.

Or ballet, the whitest subject of them all.

Sigh. It's okay white people. I still love you.

There is no black history in special snowflakeonics.

I've never watched this show. But I am surprised that a person whose favorite author is Murakami is a contestant on this show.