I DO NOT!!

"Nahw the fuhst lesson y'all gonna learn, is, Y'ALL gonna be nothin' in life but underpaid waiters and doormen. That's the way my daddy raised ME and those are the hard facts of life..."

Joan Rivers called her "Tranny" in early July - two months later, JOAN WAS DEAD & there's NO track on accountability or actual facts of WHO h̶a̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶k̶i̶l̶l̶e̶d̶̶ performed the "operation."

TWO MONTHS LATER: she's dead. COINCIDENCE?!?!?!?!??

VARIETY HEADLINE: Bronze-Age FairyTale Retold Onscreen Loses CGI-jaded Viewers

I can't wait for her to have her neck work done by Joan Rivers' old doc.

Alternate Headling: "RACISTS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IVF"

Only one reason to not like Anne: She's an imperfect clone of the utterly perfect Kate Micucci.

I refuse to believe there isn't a wardrobe like this in Kate Micucci's house and I am in it somewhere.

He wins the life game.

He's only doing what he Otter.

These are the eyes of a sane, rational person. Ayup.

Founding an animation empire - ask Walt.

Online suicide is the internet's NEXT big emerging market. Love is deprecated.

Evil Neoliberal Redneck Dynasty continues...

More shameless, cynical moneygrubbing from an "industry" that has already broken through the bottom of its barrel and has dug into the sewer and beyond.

You deserve to lose your boyfriend if you're into playing awful pranks like this on him. DESERVE TO.

WRONG. If it had been written "Scare Eric Stonestreet so BADLY" then you might have a point somewhere other than the top of your head.

America's Tr(i)ump(h) of crass, cynical tastelessness and greed over substance, intellect and good manners, right here.

The American Rich are WHITE, as is American Media. Their LOVE & Blind DEVOTION to all things White is UNCONDITIONAL, as is their forgiveness for any and all White Foibles (like Racism), just as unconditional as their seething unspoken hatred for non-white people and culture. "Melting Pot" to them is something to boil…