Children should be fearful, ignorant, predictably-reactive CONSUMERS and NOTHING MORE, says Corporate America. Not Voters or Critical Thinkers, definitely. Harms the BOTTOM LINE.

Censorship only draws attention to these books and drives up sales. Censors should be THANKED for the free publicity!

"I LIEK PIE."

Obama doesn't give a shit about anyone who isn't named OBAMA. He doesn't care about domestic violence any more than he cares about civil rights or the Rule of Law. He's a REPUBLICAN posing as a Democrat.

"Casual racism is OKAY if you don't MEAN it."

OR just don't USE the fucking awful, NSA-leaky horseshit.

EVERYONE knows that old white men are just angry, vindictive, selfish, self-obsessed wannabe-dictators. LOOK AT WHAT THEY'VE DONE to our PLANET!

"Christ - if she'd just SHUT THE FUCK UP for FIVE MINTES at a time, I'd have a CHANCE at remembering HALF of what she babbles on about."

The Cheese Police, they live inside of my head (THE CHEESE POLICE, POLICE, POLICE!)

THIS is how babby is formed.

THIS DISABLED VETERAN would like you to STOP PUMPING THIS TURKEY UP and STOP feeding the WAR MACHINE that produces only DEATH and broken bodies. STOP IT! NOW!

Formerly known as Brian Lederman, the hedge-funder is now "THE ASSHOLE BRIAN LEDERMAN."

THESE PENISES WILL NOT STOP JUMPING INTO MY HANDS, MOUTH AND ANUS! CAN'T ANYONE STOP THESE HOT, TURGID, VEINY, DELICIOUS PHALLOI FROM STUFFING THEMSELVES INTO MY PIEHOLE AND POOPCHUTE? CAN SCIENCE HOLD THE ANSWER??!?

Sucked Woody Allen's filthy, diseased schwanz. THIS IS ALL I NEED TO KNOW.

Presidential material right here. Sorry, MAYOR OF LONDON.

If EVERY woman stabbed assholes like this with a pencil, eventually the jails would FILL and pencil-stabbing would become a natural, EXPECTED response and the behavior would decrease markedly.

Adele Dazeem?

It's okay - they also weren't even ever considering Asians, Blacks, or Hispanics. Equal-Opportunity Bigotry.

If ACTUAL PENES (not penii, that would only work if the singular latin word were PENUS) only make NUMBER THIRTEEN on your list: You're Not Doing It Right.