WOW. THIS SO MAKES UP for them murdering people by accident, putting HOLES in toddlers with flash-bangs and terrorizing entire neighborhoods during their unconstitutional, racist DRUG WAR.

Goopy got traded for a newer model. She still has that "new girlfriend" smell.

Hear Hear!

That's What SHE Said!

STOP MAKING FUN OF LOWER COCKTON!

This large CHILD is actively HUNTING other human beings who are threatening no one.

KHLOE SMASH! PUNY TV PRODUCERS!

Adele Dazeem?

"So... you pretended to be pregnant for nine months? Kid's from Poland?"

Yeah, the white people problems ARE SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than one black kid who got murdered by racist pigs. Please TELL US MORE about suffering white people.

Just like when the government tells us that Voting actually changes things. Last I looked, rioting and demonstrating and lawsuits that SUE corporations and the government CHANGE THINGS.

PLACE YOUR BETS: My money is on autoerotic asphyxia. There's NO WAY Robin Williams would not snuff himself in a hugely amusing fashion.

What is the sound of one hand spreading schmear?

OMG!! Totes Vacay YOLO! Let's get a selfie right about HEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee....

"Stories Diverge" means "POLICE FUCKING LIED ABOUT IT".

SURE we all watch and laugh NOW. But when the video comes online of that duck RAPING that puppy (as ducks do and that one will), only the duck will be laughing, folks. Only the duck.

Disney Princesses betting on a dog fight.