Almost makes all the little burned-to-death babies worth it, just watching our war-porn from the comfort of our own chairs.

WOW. Grampaw's gang violence & street 'cred' sure feel COOL NOW, huh dawg?!?!?

Watch out for the teeth.

She's texting the shit out of him as we read this.

I think Ed Gein's collection was more comprehensive, if not properly labelled.

"I'm also an asshole and a lying sack of shit - but HEY - that's what plays on network TV."

We need stories like this. A couple times a month they surface and boy do they ever balance out the massive racism, brutality, lack of justice and accountability, maiming and murder we see once or twice a week from the rest of police nationwide.

This pushes it over the line: SHANE IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE ONLY GOOD THING AT WALMART.

THIS one's name is EMMA.

First, they let Fukushima kill the entire Pacific Ocean. THESE are just insult to injury.

Frances and OJ: very different people. Frances has a CHANCE of finding the real killer.

"WHY AM I ALWAYS SO STONED?!"

Dude. LET IT GO.

Most women wooden mind him at all.

How does he wash out the skidmarks?

Gella is one of millions who imagines Benedict inside her.

ONE QUARTER MILLION of Brazil's POOREST were forcibly evicted for a stupid fucking game run by crooked rich assholes in FIFA.

But he said, "No, no, no."

GONIFF BACKPFEIFENGESICHT!