SO THAT'S WHY we haven't found a cure yet!

LOL @ someone who still watches tv shows ON TV.

This can all be smoothed over and placated by playing a prank involving the surreptitiuous placement of urine into a soft drink.

1st 3 words of the title of this article are inaccurate. Never happened.

NO INTELLIGENT LIFE DETECTED

I count 4.

You have Hunter Thompson to thank.

Mine is an adorable penis. Glad you adore it.

Good. I named my penis Chelsea Handler.

POUNCE LANNISTER, FIRST OF HIS NAME.

ONLY LEGITIMATE CLAIM TO THE IRON THRONE

[golf clap of the gods]

Edie's not aware of too many things.

I hope there was enough Kodachrome for mug shots. Nice bright colors.

"I should never have left Carrie Fisher."

PRAISE "BOB"!

She's one in a million.

Nope. WHISTLEBLOWER & Heroine.

Hang on a second... lemme check something...

{Southerner}Well Bless Your Heart!{/Southerner}