No! HANK! Get behind the truck!

I LIKES ME SOME BUMFIGHTS.

ECDISIASTS UNITE!

Who the What?

NO ONE WILL LOOK AT ME! I spent THOUSANDS in tuition at Underwear-Model University for THIS?!?!?!?

YEAH BECUZ BRUTALITY MUST BE MET WITH MORE BRUTALITY!!

You're right.

WOW, Dodai. Don't EVEN talk about what EVENT caused her to get dolled up so purty. It's not like some sort of good work is going on to attract her to the EVENT looking like a million bucks so as to attract ATTENTION to some sort of serious social issue.

OOOOOLD.

The gore of dead Palestinian children still stuck to the soles, Ms. Johansson drank a SODA STREAM drink and cried out, "MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

"I have to be very pretty

Maybe she just couldn't stand the idea of her children growing up enslaved to a zoo.

It's up to the war-criminal-Panderer-In-Chief to tell you what is and is not important, peons. His Wall Street MASTERS tell him what to say to keep Michelle from having to pick up his brains and skull off the Dealy Plaza pavement.

WOW. Jezebel REALLY wants to tell men what to say, think and read today.

Sorry - NOW OVER 1300.

I still think Mick dumped her and that's what depressed her to do it.

"I helped cause the very-preventable deaths of over 1100 children-of-stupid-parents! THAT HAS TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING!!!"

MCCARTHY DEATH TOLL: 1100 and RISING

She's a Victoria-Jackson-in-training.

Token Black Servant, SPOTTED.