Sony executive 1: "All we have to do is change the color of the console and people will pay more to buy an unnecessary additional console"

The reviews for this alarm clock are mixed. Hissing from the speakers is a deal killer for me.

The reviews for this alarm clock are mixed. Hissing from the speakers is a deal killer for me.

Just to be clear, we are talking about potentially lethal butter attacks here.

Don't pretend I have been at you this whole time because I am curious about an equation and want you to derive it for me. I don't care about the equation.

Not only is that stalling, it doesn't even make sense. Sleuthing? What are you even going on about? I thought this was some amateur attempt at trolling but maybe you are actually slow.

You said it would be easy for generate an equation. You have failed to produce an equation. You are stalling.

What a short memory you have. I invited you to show me how it's done after you claimed "developing an equation from fundamentals isn't that difficult." You instead made the now obviously untrue excuse that involved some $200 an hour bs.

Dots? You have A dot. A single dot. A particularly obvious one at that. Overly simplistic. That was my criticism. Now you think your vast oversimplification is over my head? Is this the type of trolling where someone pretends to be an idiot? I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you are pulling my…

It was this bit of smarminess:

This conversation clearly isn't going anywhere, so I'll leave you with one last thought: no matter how much physics you know, there's always somebody else who knows more than you. If you were going to cite physics to make comments like a jerk, people will call you out on it.

So you'd gladly waste your time on Gizmodo conversing with strangers but now your time is too valuable? Sure.

If it's not that difficult, then why don't you show me how it's done?

Seeing you try and explain complex real-world phenomena with a Physics A1 equation is making me cry.

You keep saying helmets don't stop concussions. The value of helmets is that they reduce the risk of getting a concussion. They stop some concussions, not all.