Or just fight with land and air drones and don't worry about armor.

Wait, the electricity is free? Who pays for the juice?

So you just trust the reported votes implicitly? Voter fraud occurs in many settings. There is simply too much conflict of interest to assume there nothing going on here. This is basic journalism ethics. Page one, day one material.

So you just trust the reported votes implicitly? Voter fraud occurs in many settings. There is simply too much…

My only consolation is that people like yourself make for a dependable stream of customers. So maybe I should be thanking you. I would, if I could ignore the thought of all the unnecessary waste generated by people who would rather break and replace their products with overpriced plastic shit rather than take a minute…

My only consolation is that people like yourself make for a dependable stream of customers. So maybe I should be…

Oh you misunderstand me. I don't care if you buy an even more expensive vacuum cleaner that you will undoubtably destroy through your inability to do even the most basic forms of maintenance.

Oh you misunderstand me. I don't care if you buy an even more expensive vacuum cleaner that you will undoubtably…

So you failed to clean a simple machine, failed to respond to multiple warning signs, ruined your vacuum, and now you blame the vacuum and think you deserve an even more expensive vacuum? You think Dysons have some magic hoses that don't get clogged? Take some personal responsibility and just admit you ruined your…

So you failed to clean a simple machine, failed to respond to multiple warning signs, ruined your vacuum, and now…

let's think about this for a minute. How does clocking a vacuum cleaner cause it to die? It has to be so plugged up but the motor is pulling against and your vacuum heats up and then burns out. For that to happen, it needs to be running for a long time without actually suctioning anything up. There is no scenario in…

let's think about this for a minute. How does clocking a vacuum cleaner cause it to die? It has to be so plugged up…

Well I have a Shark, white carpet, and a dog with easily visible black hairs. Not a hair is left behind. I am sure the Dyson works great, but it is more than four times more expensive than the Shark which is currently on Amazon for only $99. The reviews are fantastic, so despite her anecdotal evidence about it not…

Well I have a Shark, white carpet, and a dog with easily visible black hairs. Not a hair is left behind. I am sure…

The "Sunlit Brooklyn Apt" article is sponsored by them. Bypasses Adblock because it isn't an ad, it is a "sponsored story".

The "Sunlit Brooklyn Apt" article is sponsored by them. Bypasses Adblock because it isn't an ad, it is a "sponsored…

I have owned the same Shark vacuum without any issues for years. If a vacuum cleaner loses suction, it is because you didn't clean it. Shark vacuum cleaners are modular, easy to disassemble, and easy to clean.

I have owned the same Shark vacuum without any issues for years. If a vacuum cleaner loses suction, it is because…

So we are supposed to trust a vacuum review that recommends the same brand of vacuum that is advertised in the sponsored post directly above it?

So we are supposed to trust a vacuum review that recommends the same brand of vacuum that is advertised in the…

Sony executive 1: "All we have to do is change the color of the console and people will pay more to buy an unnecessary additional console"

The reviews for this alarm clock are mixed. Hissing from the speakers is a deal killer for me.

The reviews for this alarm clock are mixed. Hissing from the speakers is a deal killer for me.

Just to be clear, we are talking about potentially lethal butter attacks here.

Don't pretend I have been at you this whole time because I am curious about an equation and want you to derive it for me. I don't care about the equation.

Not only is that stalling, it doesn't even make sense. Sleuthing? What are you even going on about? I thought this was some amateur attempt at trolling but maybe you are actually slow.

You said it would be easy for generate an equation. You have failed to produce an equation. You are stalling.

What a short memory you have. I invited you to show me how it's done after you claimed "developing an equation from fundamentals isn't that difficult." You instead made the now obviously untrue excuse that involved some $200 an hour bs.

Dots? You have A dot. A single dot. A particularly obvious one at that. Overly simplistic. That was my criticism. Now you think your vast oversimplification is over my head? Is this the type of trolling where someone pretends to be an idiot? I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you are pulling my…

It was this bit of smarminess: