Oh my gaaaaawd what I would give to get rid of this ugly inbred crunchy curled family!!!

Translation: he’s having trouble finding work.

So a few months ago one of my dogs was attacked and seriously hurt by another dog at the dog park. The owner ran away when she saw that my dog was injured, and when I saw her again, she refused to give me her name because she said her dog only attacks dogs who deserve it, so it was clearly my dog’s fault.

This Kathy Griffin situation has had me seething and is a prime example of why I’m hesitant to identify as a liberal/Democrat despite my politics aligning with them.

Charlamagne and Wendy Williams will probably never speak again and that’s fine with me.

That’s easy for you to say.

The big picture is that she’s posting popsicle recipes while her husband is under investigation for espionage and treason. How is this remotely the same as the scandal-free previous ACTUAL First Lady? What we need to let go of is false equivalence that gives a pass to these criminals. Both sides do not do it, mofo.

Wow, make champagne popsicles is the new let them eat cake. I never got that memo. Nice.

And in that family of “stiff upper lip” bs especially...Charles seems like a cold fish and couldn’t wait to get with Camilla. It must have been awful.

I lost my dad around the same time Di died, and I was Harry’s age. I have always, always felt a strange kinship to both Princes because of this. And seeing them happy now (and championing mental health) is really nice.

$11,900 a month

Yah, ‘cos it’s totally something that happens equally between genders. Women, just as often as men, are trading their old spouses in for newer, younger models!

I was divorced after ten and the following sixteen, excepting the wackadoo continuing mental problems, have been the best years of my life. He was a massively negative force and I didn’t realize it until I was out from under it.

Well that’s a bummer. One of my favorite celebrity anecdotes is one from a few years back when Ben was asked if he and Christine ever planned on renewing his vows. His response was something along the lines of, “No. We did it right the first time.”

Gauthier is adorable.

This show is still a treasure, and such a perfect encapsulation of blissful pre-financial crisis America. Just Nick and Jessica in their shitty McMansion, eating Chicken of the Sea on their white leather sectional.

The show originally trafficked in bawdy but trite intimacies, but as its cast’s personal crises have intensified, its popularity has faltered.

No. An emetic serves a useful purpose.

I love the Feminine-Mystique-for-the-kitchen attitude, but (and I know I’ll get slammed for this) the food was highly processed and the recipes generally bland. I’m glad it was published. Not for the recipes but for the middle-finger-ness of it.

Where are all my crazy chicks at?