Is Susan Sarandon even just tiniest bit of self aware? She reminds me of my grandmother who had a mood disorder. Any time she disagreed with you, you were an idiot and misinformed and she was clearly right. And is she trying to telling call Deborah a punk for not saying shit to her face? If she was so passionate about…

It’s so weird that Tim Robbins came out of that relationship looking like the more rational of the two. Tim Mother Fucking Robbins.

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

Luckily I’ve been keeping a detailed record of all of my flaws and failings since I was a child.

I think you are safer when the guy is old like Annette’s husband was. I won’t type his name because I think she is far superior to him.

It’s the Annette Benning vs. Denise Richards debate. Women who fall in love with habitual womanizers often believe they’re going to be Annette Benning whereas they end up being the Denise Richards in the long run. The former is the rare reception (usually because the guy decides to settle down with whomever he’s with…

Do you understand the kind of brainwashing that woman has been subject to for her entire life? People in Quiverfull circles actually think that divorce is worse than murder. She’s under incredible pressure from both sides of the family to “forgive” him. And since she’s probably been homeschooled her entire life until…

How depressing would it be to learn that you were the marriage-bandaid child except instead of your parents just being about to get a normal divorce, your dad was a child-molester and his only treatment was ‘faith-based rehab’ and he publicly embarrassed your mother. But no pressure, you’re the baby who is going to…

Oh the ways cheaters will rationalize their selfish bullshit while never taking an ounce of responsibility.

Well, I have been told that.

My favorite one is “I cheated on you again because I was mad that you weren’t more upset about cheating on you the first time.”

I DID THIS FOR YOU!

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!

Oh, the old “my bad behavior is actually your fault and really, you should apologize to ME” gambit. Instant classic!

Not gonna lie, this was funny and all, but pretty much just gave me PTSD flashbacks from an abusive and gaslighting ex.

This!! Although I suspect the lying and cheating is the part he likes the best. Because he’s human garbage.

He’s fucking delightful always.

You basically figured out the secret of a lasting marriage right there.

I married my husband because he looks like Ewan McGregor’s younger brother. I even get him to talk to me in a Scottish accent when I can’t reach orgasm.

Totally not the point of this article, I know, but it really fucking irritates me that Senator Gillibrand’s name plate says “Mrs. Gillibrand.”