Every ATV owner I’ve ever met says how terribly safe they are yet also has a ‘totally fluke not normal CRAZY freak accident’ story about someone they know (or themselves) being horribly and permanently injured while riding an ATV. They are barely safe for adults yet people pop kids on them as young as 5 years old.…

To be clear, I’m not blaming her family. I can’t imagine how upset they must be, but I’ve known too many people who’ve been seriously injured on those things. They’re just not worth whatever fun you might have on them.

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

If Jamie Dornan knew Beyoncé was pregnant and he didn’t tell Dakota Johnson then he cannot pretend they are friends.

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

The race to the bottom continues. Come move to the west coast everyone. It’s great, we have weed and tacos.

I can never quite bring myself to fully believe how cut-throat the morning news show industry is. Maybe they’re all so unhappy because they have to wake up at four every morning. But still, for a block that sells itself as cheerful and often silly AM television, everyone’s pretty fucking ruthless.

BILL O’REILLY said that?! Jesus, now I know I’m in fucking Bizarro World.

I bet Trump wishes he also had the power to fire Bill O’Reilly now:

I’m agreeing with everybody that it was the booze. But I’m loving all the Noni!!! So much Noni!! And now she’s a meme:

Oh wait, there’s more:

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

My 74 year-old mom and 65 year-old aunt took the bus, and they texted their excitement on the way home!

I think my favorite moment during the march was listening to the man behind me very matter of factly explaining to his 7- or 8-year-old son that they were marching because a lot of people discriminate against women just because they’re women and one of those people is our new president and it’s important to speak out…

This picture is a nice thing:

I assume this is a total disaster for her. She is unprepared to be in the spotlight this much, her husband is a rotting pile of tangerines, and he likes her stepdaughter better than her. I only feel a little sorry for her, since she chose to marry him in the first place, but I suspect she wanted a standard trophy wife…