Wasn't there some story on here where a woman dated an Aussie for three years and it turned out he had been faking the accent the whole time? He got found out when he ran into a childhood friend.

I know, right? I'm pretty sure the reason I had no date to prom in high school is because my boobs are too big and that made all the guys think dancing with me would be awkward. It wasn't because of my social awkwardness or poor personal hygiene at all!

I want to join them! From now on, if someone doesn't laugh at my jokes, it's because that person thinks gorgeous people such as myself can't be funny. If someone doesn't want to date me, it's because he's intimidated by how intelligent and hilarious I am. If someone breaks up with me, it's because I'm too good at…

She's beautiful.

But it's so fun watching all the catty body snarkers out themselves here though, isn't it? Especially since this a) this chick got paid very well to spout her well-edited clickbait nonsense, and b) Mark deemed this non-story worthy of reposting for some reason.

I just realized I am incredibly old.

Yeah but that all fell off after Photo Retouchgate. Now Jez is basically Buzzfeed with vaginas.

Anybody? Anybody?

WHY ARE YOU IN MY BRAIN god damn people with good genes D:

Just when I thought this was a waste of time, unmitigated warmed over snark from the Daily Fail that (worse!) partakes in belittling her for not being as "hot" as she "thinks", I got to the end of the article...and realized that was all pretty good instinct on my part.

Not surprised at the Daily Fail since misogynistic idiocy is their bread and butter. Surprised Jez is reposting it though. But in the spirit of the age, haha, she thinks she's hot but she's ugly and has wrinkles! Also she's British so something about her teeth!

Almost as if the whole thing has been crafted to get a rise out of people, isn't it?

Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

Yup. I mean; there seemed to be some kind of meta-commentary about the article but a lot of readers here are going to miss it and go right for the jabs at her looks, which sucks.

I was just thinking this! Good for her that she feels confident and beautiful. It's not like she's putting anyone else down in the process. And everyone in the comments trying to put her in her place and let her know how not that beautiful she is, gross.

I was waiting for the British bashing comments, well done.

Oh, internet. We're not going to fall for this again, are we?

He only linking it so we can snark on her looks (look it has already happened).

Hold up, I want to hear the story about the date who converted to an English accent mid-date!

When I was a kid I used to answer the phone in different accents and thought that was hilarious, but this is way better.

My mom discovered a poor malnourished kitten in our barn three years ago. The mother had either died or abandoned the litter, and all his siblings were dead. :( She heard him mewling from behind a hay bale and rescued him — he was so tiny he fit in the palm of your hand, and he had to be bottle-fed for many weeks. It…