shut up bobby

I’m dying. This was very well done, for a man.

I love working out to epic soundtracks. No knocking here!

I like to loop the Pacific Rim theme 3-4 times and end with of Anvil of Crom. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

It does kind of make you wonder what will happen when he reads a third book.

I thought that the 2008-2011 was a nice design and a quality car. Disclaimer: it was my first car. Glad to see that Honda is stepping up their game. Now if only they would make a S2000 replacement...

The turbo’s legitimately under-rated, and is actually making roughly 195 SAE Net HP (at the crank).

Same. It’s even worse if you say you don’t drink alcohol.

“Everybody’s talking about being woke.” No, they aren’t. People you know are. The other 7 billion people on the planet aren’t.

Giancarlo Esposito was in breaking bad... among other things... but not the wire.

I can’t even with this. I like Star War(s). I like it a lot. There are things I don’t like (GoT. Thanks, no.) but I’m not going to purposefully troll those who do enjoy it.

Ugh I hate this matte finish on cars. How do you make an Audi look cheap? Matte finish.

yeah, I can confirm. The issue is more that you don’t get any benefit in your credit score from having a card you never use. But you don’t have to carry a balance. Ideally, pay it off and then use it for convenience and pay off the balance each month. That will only improve your credit score, and of course it will…

THIS. RIGHT. HERE.

Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

Oh god mine were so basic. Like “going riding back in an hour” or just straight up “brb” but my friends would spend so much time crafting theirs. I was like I have horses to ride and shit to do and this gets my point across fine.

I’ll take this French Bulldog grooving with his owner. It’s not fake.

Oh, God, the angst of trying to find the perfect AIM away message.

To be fair, Matt Damon is in The Martian a hell lot longer then Jessica Chastain. Not saying she doesnt deserve more money but maybe she should be comparing her salary in that movie to Sebastain Stan’s and not Matt Damon.

It’s nice to see these two in a movie together again.