That coat kinda looks like a rocket.

BBC comedy podcast, bitch sesh (currently on hiatus) and watch what crappens are favourites also Levar Burton reads is so calming.

Dang, thank you!

thank christ we can all stop talking about firefly now

Mine had one til I was a toddler. The joke is that he had cheesepoofs for snack one day and turned it orange and I, an easily aggravated 3year old, screamed bloody murder until the orange dust AND the mustache was gone.

I saw a picture of my dad without his once and it really scarred me.

My dad always had a super poofy beard, except for the couple years he worked delivering hazardous chemicals—wouldn’t fit under a haz mask, so he shaved it off. I was so upset, he agreed to grow a ponytail as compensation.

So my grandfather always had a mustache my entire life and in every picture I had ever seen. My grandmother sort of recently told me why. He worked on a boat and would be gone for months at a time. When my day was about 2, he shaved his mustache while he was gone. When he came back my dad didn’t recognize him and…

My dad has had a moustache and beard for my entire life. When we were little my sisters and I tried to get him to shave it off because it was itchy when he hugged us and he told us he couldn’t because he didn’t have a face underneath the hair. Now I am a grown-ass adult but I still shudder inside when his wife talks…

Mine too! He’s not allowed to shave it. I mean he can, it’s his body, but it would be distressing.

My dad couldn’t care less about the holiday or presents. He often forgot it altogether and was genuinely surprised when we gave him anything. He loved to drink beer and whiskey, grill meat and eat until he was going to explode, he’d put on classical music albums on, sit on the couch and close his eyes, he never hit me…

Same! His is inexplicably a different color than his hair.

Mine too! He shaved it once when I was little and I cried for a week.

Mine has a mustache!

I’m so excited for this movie! A fully explored version of the Fifth Element world? Yes please!

Valerian opens this July. It will probably be a flop.

Have you ever heard of Post-It notes?

Hot take Boris. Don’t forget to kill moose and squirrel!

I’ve heard lots of good things about the Eufy RObovac 11. I’ll go ahead and nominate it so hopefully other people can post their user experience.

I’ve heard lots of good things about the Eufy RObovac 11. I’ll go ahead and nominate it so hopefully other people…

Does my wife count?

Does my wife count?